November 2011
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October 2011
46 posts
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kadar-a-sayf:
maria-thorpe:
kadar-a-sayf:
ooc: OKAY I’M GOING TO BED goodnight Mahhhria
[GOODNIGHT BABBYFAEC ILU i hope you have a fucking horrible sleep]
ooc: I hope I have another sex dream about you
[wait what ANOTHER TELL ME ABOUT THE FIRST ONE]
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kadar-a-sayf:
ooc: OKAY I’M GOING TO BED goodnight Mahhhria
[GOODNIGHT BABBYFAEC ILU i hope you have a fucking horrible sleep]
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As much as I would love to have Masyaf bow to me, I’m afraid that’s out of the question. We need to respect the established leadership and the standards set for it, namely being an Assassin. And though I do have much better social and leadership skills than my husband, I am not an Assassin.
And I never will be.
“Your father may seem quite distant, but we are truly lucky to have him as our...”
– aw fuck yeah
[WAIT-- Does Ezio fall asleep in the middle of sex...
[because i do
every time]
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thereisawillwithin:
maria-thorpe:
thereisawillwithin replied to your post: Hug your father, Darim.
There is a reason we married and had a child. But then I forgot it in your brashness.
We have two children, you twat.
Where is Sef, anyway?
Out, I suppose. He’s at that age, you know. <waves hand dismissively>
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Hug your father, Darim.
darim-of-maysaf:
maria-thorpe:
It’s cute when two equally immature children hug.
8|
#Mother what have I done to upset you so much? Not a thing.
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thereisawillwithin replied to your post: Hug your father, Darim.
There is a reason we married and had a child. But then I forgot it in your brashness.
We have two children, you twat.
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thereisawillwithin started following you
thereisawillwithin:
maria-thorpe:
thereisawillwithin:
It doesn’t feel too long to me, maybe you’re letting it get to your head, dear.
Regardless, I’m here now, how have you been fairing?
Decently enough.
You’ve had yourself locked up with the ridiculous Piece of Eden. How are you, Altair?
I can’t seem to figure it out… There’s something to it that I don’t know completely, that I as...
Hug your father, Darim.
It’s cute when two equally immature children hug.
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thereisawillwithin started following you
thereisawillwithin:
maria-thorpe:
thereisawillwithin:
maria-thorpe:
Oh.
A view? Perhaps. And perhaps it is something else I am admiring.
It’s been a while.
It doesn’t feel too long to me, maybe you’re letting it get to your head, dear.
Regardless, I’m here now, how have you been fairing?
Decently enough.
You’ve had yourself locked up with the ridiculous Piece of Eden....
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thereisawillwithin started following you
thereisawillwithin:
maria-thorpe:
Oh.
A view? Perhaps. And perhaps it is something else I am admiring.
It’s been a while.
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thereisawillwithin started following you
Oh.
kadar-a-sayf:
maestro-auditore:
Conceited asshats: Gramps/Gramps’ thing on the side
ooc: Lonely, sad virgins: Gramps’ fuckass grandson
Assholes too proud of their own fuckin genitals: the entire damn bloodline
Kadar: YOU
Kadar: TOO MUCH SWAG
Maria: What's swag? I thought that was just the shit that flowed through my VEEEEINS---
Maria: Wow I'm lame
Kadar: LMFAOERGHJKL;KLJHGFDSDF
Kadar: GHJKL;KJHGFDSADFGHJKL;OKYJHGFDFGHYJKUILP;O'[
Kadar: SCREECH
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I would appreciate it if you both stopped talking...
darim-of-maysaf:
maria-thorpe:
darim-of-maysaf:
maria-thorpe:
I’m trying to get the other novices to stop bullying you.
I’m not a child, Mother.
You will always be a child, Darim.
Perhaps in your eyes. But I’ve not been a child for quite some time now.
You will always be a child because your father has always been a child.
I wasn’t being a sentimental mother. I was being...
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Stop bothering my son, novice.
kadar-a-sayf:
maria-thorpe:
kadar-a-sayf:
maria-thorpe:
He gets his only desirable traits from me.
Evidently. I can see that he has inherited your gentleness and sensitivity to the feelings of others.
That’s exactly right.
He has.
You have obviously been blessed with the daughter you always longed for, Maria.
And the wife.
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I would appreciate it if you both stopped talking...
darim-of-maysaf:
maria-thorpe:
I’m trying to get the other novices to stop bullying you.
I’m not a child, Mother.
You will always be a child, Darim.
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Stop bothering my son, novice.
kadar-a-sayf:
maria-thorpe:
kadar-a-sayf:
maria-thorpe:
kadar-a-sayf:
I am merely making conversation with him. It is not my fault that he is so easily offended.
He’s just like his father What do you expect.
…Admittedly, not a great deal.
He gets his only desirable traits from me.
Evidently. I can see that he has inherited your gentleness and sensitivity to the feelings of...
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I would appreciate it if you both stopped talking...
I’m trying to get the other novices to stop bullying you.
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Stop bothering my son, novice.
kadar-a-sayf:
maria-thorpe:
kadar-a-sayf:
I am merely making conversation with him. It is not my fault that he is so easily offended.
He’s just like his father What do you expect.
…Admittedly, not a great deal.
He gets his only desirable traits from me.
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[kadar i love you for not being kawaii]
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Stop bothering my son, novice.
kadar-a-sayf:
I am merely making conversation with him. It is not my fault that he is so easily offended.
He’s just like his father What do you expect.
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Stop bothering my son, novice.
Kadar Assayf
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maestro-auditore:
maria-thorpe replied to your post: you and your brother should change your last name to Audiwhore… [Eziho and Federiho Audiwhore]
ooc: Maria Deepthrope
[Cristina Vespussy]
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[/SQUINT]
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[No wait
Do I know you
Because holy shit you sound
familiar
and forgive me if I’m just being stupid]
[Yeah I'm just gonna]
kadar-a-sayf:
maria-thorpe:
[yes babby yes i love you too yes you’re great i mean it :„l
is this your first time here or something because kshdfks you’re great lmao
Also let me wrap you up in my arms and cradle you as if you were my own 8) ]
ooc: Oh oh oh sweet Jesus you beautiful woman, you.
It’s my first time as Kadar and I was like oh god do I make him all cute like people normally...
[Yeah I'm just gonna]
kadar-a-sayf:
maria-thorpe:
[Take like a few seconds to point out how fabulous Kadar and Darim are and wow I really like both of your portrayels of the characters like a lot ahahahsdkshdskfgdhj <awkward appreciation post lmao :,l>
Because all of the AC1 guys like died off or something lmao i don’t even know so i didn’t even have reason to log onto maria at all anymore but yeh thank god
...
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[Yeah I'm just gonna]
[Take like a few seconds to point out how fabulous Kadar and Darim are and wow I really like both of your portrayals of the characters like a lot ahahahsdkshdskfgdhj <awkward appreciation post lmao :,l>
Because all of the AC1 guys like died off or something lmao i don’t even know so i didn’t even have reason to log onto maria at all anymore but yeh thank god
l8]
[I forgive my son calling me hostile because of that gif
and also i suppose there is some hostility]
grande-fratello-auditore replied to your post: Don’t hit on my son.
Whoops.
Oh my god.
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Don't hit on my son.
littlealsayf:
Why would I hit Darim?
Not you.
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Don't hit on my son.
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I'm afraid that my son mistakes my lack of worry...
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maria-thorpe started following you
darim-of-maysaf:
maria-thorpe:
darim-of-maysaf:
Salaam, Mother.
/nods respectfully
It is good to see you, Darim. I was beginning to get worried- thinking your father had done something else tantamount to devastating in his stupidity.
It is good to see you too, Mother.
No need to worry, I’ve been fine. Actually, I haven’t seen much of my Father lately; I suppose that he’s been busy.
...
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maria-thorpe started following you
darim-of-maysaf:
Salaam, Mother.
/nods respectfully
It is good to see you, Darim. I was beginning to get worried- thinking your father had done something else tantamount to devastating in his stupidity.
the-flying-one-deactivated20111 asked: Maria, you and I have all but ignored each other for the past two weeks. It is time to put an end to this.
[it’s times like when you guys post your chatlogs that i realise that every time i rp smut it’s with an excessive amount of detail and even though it’s not even para the action in each post is literally like a paragraph long
why
why]
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Speaking of lonely Masyaf sunshine
acrpmasterlist:
Now available:
Kadar A-Sayf
[Welp.]
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[realising that there are not many of this era...
[weh]
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bellezza-fiorentina:
grande-fratello-auditore ha detto: And luckily, baby brother’s stalking worked in your favor!
Si, of course! The end justifies the means. Even though he did follow me home like a creep, I can forgive him because he saved me from an even bigger creep.
There’s a bigger creep than Ezio?
September 2011
23 posts
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Chipped stone and flushed cheeks.
For once, and for the first time she had experienced, Masyaf had grown cold. She had known the cold elsewhere. All throughout the Holy Lands. But never in Masyaf, where she had grown so acclimated to the heat, and the warmth and sweat brought by two bodies pressed together.
It was odd.
And yet it was not too cold— Just the beginning of what may be a...
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